floofy bootie SCORE 31
i’ll laugh if i want to SCORE 11
a terrible mistake was made SCORE 32
important enrichment time SCORE 11
bears playing human SCORE 23
nice shirt, kid SCORE 24
well this is awkward SCORE 20
spelling is important SCORE 18
safe word cannot match a previously used safe word, either SCORE 26
you never write in the perfect notebook SCORE 34
duck disguise shirt SCORE 26
everyday this bird wakes up and chooses violence SCORE 23
i’ve missed you old friend SCORE 30
cool ranch beanie SCORE 21
my little angel SCORE 15
okay but how did this happen??? SCORE 10
don’t parent with fear SCORE 40
the best email signature SCORE 27
ottoman empire SCORE 31
reverse mission trip SCORE 24
what powers do you think he got? SCORE 22
goomba on the roomba SCORE 27
i am the problem SCORE 19
studio ghibli inspired SCORE 34
what fatherhood really proves SCORE 17
what i mean when i say i want a cheese sandwich SCORE 19
oh the irony SCORE 28
he’s six…teen SCORE 21
he was trying his best SCORE 25
villain with a phd SCORE 44
vibes are all wrong SCORE 20
the dream life SCORE 33