The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Mama no. SCORE 52
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The life of a book. SCORE 74
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
I GUESS SCORE 45
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
+ cry. SCORE 118
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
*smol crunches* SCORE 38