This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Jinkies! SCORE 63
What about Linux? SCORE 45
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Problem solved SCORE 34
easy money SCORE 29
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Stress relief SCORE 45
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Same… SCORE 53
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
