what is this, pants? SCORE 23
future track star SCORE 17
okay just one more thing SCORE 4
we’re both lying SCORE 23
mooooo SCORE 15
20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 11
onward, steed! SCORE 14
is this satire? SCORE 14
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
everything beagle SCORE 1
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
accidental beauty SCORE 31
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
i like bananas SCORE 9
yes they are SCORE 7
you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 12
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 16
memorable first customer SCORE 17
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
we dare you SCORE 10
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 16
duck! SCORE 13
while i eat popcorn SCORE 12
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
it’s perfect SCORE 21
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
cramps SCORE 10
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19