My reaction when mom brings home pizza. SCORE 153
I Want to Live On My Own SCORE 142
My resume pales in comparison SCORE 92
An albino turtle. SCORE 174
Ah, Cheese. SCORE 334
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 22
Sorry Jimmy SCORE 35
The Milky Way, Canterbury, New Zealand. SCORE 246
Could you not? SCORE 93
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 111
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
Perfect waves SCORE 130
I need to sterilize! SCORE 125
I Work For My Cat... SCORE 61
I went to the zoo but the Rhino was tired. SCORE 73
I love you more than... SCORE 122
Be the type of person that you want to meet. SCORE 196
Disney facts. SCORE 162
Bacon. SCORE 43
That face you make... SCORE 185
You had one job. SCORE 256
Party hard, Fred SCORE 124
You can't handle the lip. SCORE 97
So that's how a clam moves... SCORE 189
Cheers to Germany! SCORE 178
Jim Gaffigan. SCORE 320
A good marriage. SCORE 116
Video games do a thing that no other industry does... SCORE 125
Priorities. SCORE 89
In an alternate universe. SCORE 176
Buzz Aldrin SCORE 149
Equal Parts SCORE 79
