This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
We can do it! SCORE 30
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
