you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
i have the worst luck SCORE 42
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
moths love lamp SCORE -2
the more you know SCORE 19
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
it started with a donut SCORE 19
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 23
prove me wrong SCORE 20
book, try reading one SCORE 28
if the moms don’t look like this, it’s not a pixar movie SCORE 22
socialism burn! SCORE 51
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
never trust your pets with your fridge SCORE 12
narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
the modern dark reboot SCORE 9
thanks, mom SCORE 30
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 34
and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
never remove the mcdinosaur SCORE 22
whoops SCORE 13
they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
why i love weekends SCORE 17
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
living on the edge! SCORE 31
please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 24
how i get super powers SCORE 26
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 26
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 20
which is it? it could be either SCORE 16