Got the time? SCORE 65
Mommy SCORE 81
Happiness never decreases by being shared. SCORE 274
Taxis of the world. SCORE 127
The minute hand fell off. SCORE 258
Fiction over reality SCORE 107
Supporting This Mother SCORE 224
linguistic coincidence SCORE 138
Food fights were never the same again... SCORE 20
Haha... ha... hm. SCORE 128
Seems legit. SCORE 210
Just had to be Australia SCORE 109
Worthy investment SCORE 67
What's wrong? SCORE 89
Kitteh massage. SCORE 147
The people at my local Toys R Us did this SCORE 48
Your grandpa loves you, most likely. SCORE 69
Not so much! SCORE 59
Teachers in a nutshell SCORE 113
The founding fathers SCORE 170
JRR Tolkien vs. CS Lewis. SCORE 119
Angry uterus is angry. SCORE 248
How I view dogs vs. how I view cats. SCORE 229
Mine was the Pacific theater of World War II SCORE 114
Get a girlfriend, they said... SCORE 278
National Treasure > Chill SCORE 93
Do want. SCORE 134
Pete Holmes SCORE 51
Lord Voldemort mixin' it up. SCORE 60
High class burns. SCORE 240
Burn! SCORE 167
The Tooth Fairy SCORE 74
