Eat the apple, my pretty. SCORE 87
He thought he had it figured out SCORE 107
This Gym Is Doing It Right SCORE 120
Next thing you know, it’s three hours into your shift SCORE 158
LoOk At Me I’m A hUmAn SCORE 72
Then why’d you give this nickel to me?! SCORE 76
A car with a pup holder SCORE 135
Birds SCORE 173
Remember to put the glass down. SCORE 92
Walking past office coworkers, that you don’t know well starterpack SCORE 91
Bad joke? SCORE 203
Stop it….. SCORE 78
Considering it… SCORE 54
Lord of the ducks SCORE 106
Sign at local burger restaurant SCORE 214
I see no otter way out…. SCORE 104
MRI scan of broccoli SCORE 131
From introvert to extrovert. SCORE 102
Existential Nightmare on Elm Street SCORE 64
Take Your Kids To Work Day SCORE 95
Am I a good girl? What even is a good girl? SCORE 91
Glitched SCORE 150
Consider my day ruined. SCORE 71
Elmo Does Memes SCORE 59
The Nerf war at my office has become a game of readiness… SCORE 87
Does your dog bite? SCORE 132
The Three Face Theory SCORE 80
Freaking deadbeats SCORE 83
Damn, science side. SCORE 137
Miss me with that parenthood SCORE 106
That’s not how any of this works… SCORE 85
"Could I just try a little sample?" SCORE 156
