you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
species and age, please SCORE 40
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
pupils dilate SCORE 43
we are the math problem SCORE 36
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
the dishes… again SCORE 27
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
beavers hate water SCORE 35
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
at least there are cats SCORE 20
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
growing toe beans SCORE 33
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
roger roger SCORE 14
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
dog bites everything SCORE 23