+ cry. SCORE 119
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
I GUESS SCORE 46
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Mama no. SCORE 52
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The life of a book. SCORE 74
