slap them SCORE 12
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
a very small dog SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
i like bananas SCORE 9
onward, steed! SCORE 14
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
accidental beauty SCORE 31
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
every segment on the news SCORE 13
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
we dare you SCORE 10
everything beagle SCORE 1
cramps SCORE 9
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
supersize it SCORE -4
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
mooooo SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you saw nothing! SCORE 17