But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Sports! SCORE 42
80 hours these days SCORE -19
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Fatality SCORE 40
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
And cheese SCORE 26
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
What murder? SCORE 45
Proceed SCORE 30
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
The system works SCORE 52
