If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
You are so cute… SCORE 335
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
Where they are now… SCORE 30
After graduating top of my class SCORE 214
The Feels SCORE 14
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
Ohhhh! So THAT’s how it works! SCORE 406
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Basically. SCORE 171
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
Every time. SCORE 294
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Exactly. SCORE 170
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
Returned… SCORE 14
Surprise me. SCORE 134
Just a puppy. SCORE 148
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Oh Google. SCORE 224
