Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. SCORE 104
Mother of toilet seats. SCORE 240
That’s what you call a conundrum. SCORE 151
Look into my beard… You are getting very sleepy. SCORE 96
How to tell a lie. SCORE 540
Would not bang SCORE -1
The Dark Knight Rises: Sausage edition. SCORE 13
Good news: Zero-calorie pizza! SCORE 131
How to choose friends in the summer. SCORE 121
Scumbag Grandpa Joe. SCORE 280
CYBERBULLYING: 1961 SCORE 5
Leprechaun trap cake. SCORE 192
How to date a check. SCORE 108
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 347
Time changes everything. SCORE 228
What happens when gingers go in the sun. SCORE 114
Whenever I read a good book. SCORE 343
I think this dog is in love. SCORE 143
How all airplanes should be. SCORE 321
The danger of stereotypes. SCORE 479
Smashing! SCORE 78
Gotcha! SCORE 158
Vodka vs. Wine. SCORE 146
Behind every Emo is a dissappointed parent. SCORE 2
Because, reasons. SCORE 55
Only you can prevent forest fires. SCORE 225
you better SCORE 1
The Gillette Gentleman. SCORE 151
Seems legit. SCORE 208
Typos… SCORE 6
I regret nothing! SCORE 136
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 205
