vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
i feel seen SCORE 31
the shape of soup SCORE 44
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
cozy SCORE 36
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
everything is south america now SCORE 46
the original American badass SCORE 88
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
rude diet SCORE 36
which do you choose? SCORE 23
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
oh sweet release SCORE 50
come to daddy! SCORE 30
place your bets! SCORE 48
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54