call the fire department SCORE 4
this is why i drink SCORE 29
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
an impossible task SCORE 20
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
excuse me SCORE 19
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
definitely a dog SCORE 46
hi friend! SCORE 31
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
back to bed! SCORE 19
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
i’m canceling SCORE 9
they get huge SCORE 22
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
english burn SCORE 27
who’s in? SCORE 34
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
clever SCORE 29
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
i always spill SCORE 17
i have layers SCORE 33
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
