unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
cats always come first SCORE 27
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
too late SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
must pet the pet SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
so true SCORE 37
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
important psa SCORE 44
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
bad ass SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
oh wow SCORE 49
pebble and roll SCORE 65
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
there were no survivors SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
