Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 74
Because Cute SCORE 16
My life is a lie. SCORE 265
I want to do this. SCORE 295
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
Things To do. SCORE 15
The new Batman SCORE 11
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
