Home Alone with competent robbers. SCORE 115
Me and Kylie Jenner are basically twins… SCORE 95
My people need me. SCORE 113
awaken, my masters SCORE 102
That time of year again!? SCORE 71
When I’m sleeping and smell any type of food whatsoever. SCORE 86
Hello? Yes hello this is Derp SCORE 62
Dog tech support SCORE 32
Left my job today, this is the cake they got me….. SCORE 101
I need my safe space SCORE 89
So guys yeah, this happened.. SCORE 146
Back in my day… SCORE 166
Tsunami evacuation pod sold in Japan department store SCORE 81
Captain mittens! SCORE 72
All Dogs Love Butt Scratches, All Cats Love Boxes SCORE 114
Set them free SCORE 78
My cousin said my cat kind of looks like Ron Perlman SCORE 70
Vertical gardens SCORE 103
Transparent fish! SCORE 101
A box with artificial eyes from World War I SCORE 79
Gingerbread Hogwarts castle SCORE 173
School Rules… SCORE 20
Equal Parts SCORE 86
"Attaaack!" SCORE 68
Tap tap… tap SCORE -8
My mom put me in charge of the Thanksgiving centerpiece this year. SCORE 116
I, uhhh. Cool Sarah. SCORE 79
Pretty Sure Our Cat Thinks The Crib We Put SCORE 107
When I hear computer scientists want the Clinton campaign to challenge the election results SCORE 48
Here kitty, kitty, kitty… SCORE 54
"We got a 10-95 – Dog on the loose without a leash" SCORE 119
The best part of the day after Thanksgiving is the sandwiches. SCORE 56