Burn!!! SCORE 1
The power of barking SCORE 18
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Accurate. SCORE 146
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Same thing… SCORE 21
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
2pactopus SCORE 113
