i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
my fart is on the floor SCORE 25
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
happens all the time SCORE 26
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
i just love food too much SCORE 21
you’re probably faking it SCORE 53
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
my next hobby SCORE 13
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 21
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
medical mystery SCORE 25
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 35
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
very subtle SCORE 17
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
memes cure everything SCORE 10
