For me? SCORE 45
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Oh my SCORE 29
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Needs more white SCORE 23
Awkward SCORE 69
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 34
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
easy money SCORE 29
The original is still the king SCORE 40
Nailed it SCORE 11
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Same… SCORE 53
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Problem solved SCORE 34
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Call 911 SCORE 19
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
