I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
How NYC uses energy to heat its buildings SCORE 14
Quick, Fly Us Out Of Here SCORE 155
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Every Country Has Their Independence Day… SCORE 88
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
How to make sushi SCORE 16
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
Measures of success SCORE 81
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Mentally Unbalanced People SCORE 39
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Be Lucy SCORE 76
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
My Man! SCORE 108
Interior of a Glass Igloo House SCORE 78
Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
