Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Like a boss. SCORE 222
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Logic. SCORE 188
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
Yeah, right. SCORE 148
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Perks of being an English major SCORE 178
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Getting older. SCORE 142
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
