Could you toast me some water, love? SCORE 19
Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30
If only there were some instructions you could have followed… SCORE 36
Here come the pig. SCORE 43
When the guy behind you keeps kicking your seat SCORE 21
Try it before you buy it… SCORE 22
Spongebob lore… SCORE 29
Danny, please. SCORE 35
Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Big gulp… SCORE 32
The great refillining. SCORE 32
Predictability is power. SCORE 17
The first time Albert Einstein wrote down E=mc², 1905 SCORE 28
Bask in the glory… SCORE 19
The stretch is known. SCORE 36
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
The feeling is mutual. SCORE 26
Touring the world with your best doggo. SCORE 29
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
Nailed it. SCORE 39
Large Swiss ice crystals. SCORE 30
The sink is haunted… SCORE 33
Spiders have no idea how cool their webs look. SCORE 23
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
Your laundry is dry… SCORE 24
Temperature sensitive bath tiles. SCORE 16
Harvard grads… basically. SCORE 43
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 20
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 27
Just girl things… SCORE 36
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 43
