Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I yawned! SCORE 10
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
BROFIST SCORE -3
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Truth. SCORE 182
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Wrong Show SCORE 191
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I was mugged! SCORE 130
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Word! SCORE 19
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Because Reasons SCORE 224
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
How is this possible? SCORE 277
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
