Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Under Water SCORE 98
They know who we are.. SCORE 83
Weird SCORE 46
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Arby’s… SCORE 92
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Totally SCORE 87
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
Git Gud SCORE 118
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 65
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
