Slenderman shuffle SCORE 5
Meow… SCORE 9
America lately. SCORE 209
You already know too much. SCORE 219
Every ceiling fan ever. SCORE 313
I named my dog “5 miles” SCORE 121
Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 185
The Oxford Comma SCORE 8
Game of thrones. SCORE 138
Licky Clam SCORE 5
Late Night Breakfast SCORE 1
Thanks, smoke alarm. SCORE 238
If you had to choose… SCORE 11
How I feel on the days of summer… SCORE 308
The more you know. SCORE 338
Snakes can fly?! SCORE 159
Left-Handed Facts SCORE 8
Words. SCORE 4
How dinosaurs are made. SCORE 208
Put this in every textbook. SCORE 295
You murdered so many of us already! SCORE 7
DOUBLE DREAM FEET! SCORE -1
Probably. SCORE 182
Police Troll ;) SCORE 26
Even dogs have standards. SCORE 214
That’s enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 259
Baby pandas. SCORE 154
Owls are weird. SCORE 267
Resisting a rest! SCORE 203
A Daddy’s letter to his ‘Little One’ and her future husband. SCORE 62
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE -48
When you are sad. SCORE 277
