Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Wait a minute… SCORE 656
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
Cats vs. Dogs. SCORE 891
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Happy Easter! SCORE 496
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
Space. SCORE 286
Drink up. SCORE 461
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
White people problems. SCORE 237
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
The land before time. SCORE 289
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Working beard door. SCORE 411
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Like a… SCORE 601
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017
