Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The power of barking SCORE 18
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Accurate. SCORE 146
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
2pactopus SCORE 113
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Same thing… SCORE 21
Burn!!! SCORE 1
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The Twortle SCORE 142
