
Realistic resolutions for the new year. SCORE 168

I have a Google alert for Betty White news... SCORE 31

Make him regret everything... SCORE 105

I can't decide if this is creepy or cute SCORE 143

Good morning, Hooman. SCORE 73

I love dad jokes SCORE 219

Like father like son. SCORE 141

Happiness. SCORE 150

College SCORE 217

I feed the turtles SCORE 47

I'm not that stupid. SCORE 103

Perspective paintings. SCORE 166

You rang? SCORE 29

Touché. SCORE 238

when you say a snappy comeback SCORE 137

How movies from books should be. SCORE 500

Recursed tea... SCORE 23

Favorite emails SCORE 108

We're rich! SCORE 23

Still My Favorite Amazon Review SCORE 149

Peeling apples with a drill. SCORE 165

The best Uber driver in the world SCORE 78

The grocery turtle. SCORE 218

Watch out for Disney Princesses. SCORE 207

*proceeds to BS* SCORE 28

I got in to ALL the trouble... SCORE 24

Bored at work. SCORE 161

Wat? SCORE 136

Cerberus As A Puppy, Guarding The Gates To Heck SCORE 167

Chivalry is dead SCORE 249

Invalid SCORE 70

The effects of abolishing Net Neutrality reaching the far reaches of the globe SCORE 62