Realistic resolutions for the new year. SCORE 168
I have a Google alert for Betty White news... SCORE 31
Make him regret everything... SCORE 105
I can't decide if this is creepy or cute SCORE 143
Good morning, Hooman. SCORE 73
I love dad jokes SCORE 219
Like father like son. SCORE 141
Happiness. SCORE 150
College SCORE 217
I feed the turtles SCORE 47
I'm not that stupid. SCORE 103
Perspective paintings. SCORE 166
You rang? SCORE 29
Touché. SCORE 238
when you say a snappy comeback SCORE 137
How movies from books should be. SCORE 500
Recursed tea... SCORE 23
Favorite emails SCORE 108
We're rich! SCORE 23
Still My Favorite Amazon Review SCORE 149
Peeling apples with a drill. SCORE 165
The best Uber driver in the world SCORE 78
The grocery turtle. SCORE 218
Watch out for Disney Princesses. SCORE 207
*proceeds to BS* SCORE 28
I got in to ALL the trouble... SCORE 24
Bored at work. SCORE 161
Wat? SCORE 136
Cerberus As A Puppy, Guarding The Gates To Heck SCORE 167
Chivalry is dead SCORE 249
Invalid SCORE 70
The effects of abolishing Net Neutrality reaching the far reaches of the globe SCORE 62
