Smartest dog ever? SCORE 298
For a good time, call… SCORE 223
Should have bought her a dynamite stick SCORE 239
Parents are so bossy! SCORE 13
oh Forrest SCORE 18
I do like to curl up on the couch with both… SCORE 255
Magic! SCORE 19
Which one are you? SCORE 9
Always check your child’s homework SCORE 240
The original scumbag girlfriend SCORE 12
A redshirt and a stormtropper get into a firefight… SCORE 241
Very creative SCORE 207
Black Friday. SCORE 146
Thanksgiving. SCORE 13
The goat that shall not be named. SCORE 280
Step away from the hammer… SCORE 185
Old but gold. SCORE 17
500 yards SCORE 209
Well, that is sound advice. SCORE 187
I now pronounce you husband and wife… SCORE 14
Married women. SCORE 13
Kids. SCORE 13
Nom nom nom… SCORE 115
Prepare yourself… SCORE 13
My boyfriend introduced me to sriracha… SCORE 6
Without the shadows it would be perfect. SCORE 16
Birth Control. SCORE 15
Extreme hot tubbing. SCORE 9
Thanks, Jesus! SCORE 19
Teach them young. SCORE 11
Australia. Where even the hail can kill you SCORE 16
Accurate. SCORE 171
