she’s not lost, she’s just dramatic SCORE 29
my work ethic is unparalleled SCORE 18
she earned her pony SCORE 40
dad and the cat he didn’t want SCORE 24
the magic of chrome SCORE 26
dance party of my dreams SCORE 19
jolene is the exception to the rule SCORE 13
adding to my bucket list SCORE 17
an honest yearbook quote SCORE 20
i prefer my watermelon bone-in SCORE 23
that’s what sea said SCORE 14
a bed time rockstar SCORE 25
new golden rule for men SCORE 42
productively lazy SCORE 18
the cutest criminal SCORE 23
they really take on a life of their own at 3 am SCORE 12
you can never leave SCORE 12
what item are you handing a chameleon? SCORE 19
sometimes you just can’t leave the past in the past SCORE 24
no one is ever emotionally ready for monday SCORE 7
there is never a civil ending to a game of monopoly SCORE 20
why don’t you save him as a pdf SCORE 18
release the nc-17 cut! SCORE 12
you can keep him SCORE 18
human infested houses SCORE 32
there goes the surprise SCORE 21
she definitely put it there on purpose SCORE 20
the best at mental health… SCORE 33
what happens when you take kids to ikea SCORE 10
not without your gloves you heathen! SCORE 12
and i never will SCORE 42
i’ll pay more attention next time SCORE 12
