Such a missed opportunity. SCORE 195
Or a chair… SCORE 4
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
Accurate. SCORE 158
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
1,000 Likes to get a cat. SCORE 303
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
Best present ever SCORE 4
Accurate. SCORE 155
The prediction. SCORE 54
Om nom nom. SCORE 148
Sage advice. SCORE 217
Leaf crunching season. SCORE 120
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Sexy Lady SCORE 5
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
Please? SCORE 111
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
What would you do? SCORE 321
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
Do want. SCORE 94
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Waking up. SCORE 107
Magic. SCORE 168
Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
How Twitter works. SCORE 63
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
The Hunger Games. SCORE 218
