Because Reasons SCORE 224
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Truth. SCORE 182
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Wrong Show SCORE 191
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Self checkout. SCORE 244
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
BROFIST SCORE -3
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I Love My School SCORE 309
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
I yawned! SCORE 10
