accidental beauty SCORE 31
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
i like bananas SCORE 9
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
zero traction SCORE 11
is this satire? SCORE 14
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
working cat SCORE 20
slap them SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
cats find a way SCORE 23
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
supersize it SCORE -4
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
did i stutter? SCORE 12
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
every segment on the news SCORE 14
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
