Pet rejection is the worst kind of rejection. SCORE 68
Gotta love the Colonel! SCORE 93
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
You Just Can’t Marry The First Person You Meet SCORE 54
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
Let him fight! SCORE 78
Hydrophobic Sand SCORE 88
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
Cat gives his friend a relaxing message SCORE 66
Took me a second… SCORE 67
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
Classic. SCORE 39
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
I rest my case. SCORE 57
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Hittin the grind so hard it kills SCORE 95
Life in 2017… SCORE 69
How to properly make a toast SCORE 102
Boop SCORE 50
Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 61
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 79