Retail kills your soul SCORE 53
Bananas require peeling SCORE 56
The IT guy at work sent me a new mouse and poked air holes in the envelope. SCORE 67
Egg Opal SCORE 67
JAH! SCORE 42
Being the third wheel can be catastrophic. SCORE 49
Ya’ll acting a fool, IMO. SCORE 34
The BFF connection… SCORE 60
I demand a parley! SCORE 48
He dried for our sins SCORE 45
Outstanding move. SCORE 89
Good guy, The Night King. SCORE 48
What’s the deal with cabbage…? SCORE 31
Black cat open casting call for the 1961 Edgar Allan Poe film, Tales of Terror. SCORE 57
Or have a long term relationship with Alexa… SCORE 49
Meep mee mee meep SCORE 51
Loaf of woof SCORE 79
Your sacrifice has been seen. SCORE 70
Diets are for New Years… SCORE 50
That’s one way to say it SCORE 87
@IRS SCORE 47
The darkness will go away… SCORE 78
Veggie Tales for life. SCORE 94
President Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants on Air Force One, 1986 SCORE 51
Universally true. SCORE 60
Everything is an event. SCORE 65
I’m not paranoid… YOU’RE paranoid! SCORE 52
Oh… congrats? SCORE 60
Technology doesn’t agree with me… SCORE 54
Grandpa’s are bad at things sometimes. SCORE 52
What is my purpose? SCORE 63
A cat ladder SCORE 56
