i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
supersize it SCORE -4
memorable first customer SCORE 17
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
because everything is okay SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
cats find a way SCORE 23
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
slap them SCORE 13
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
every segment on the news SCORE 14
scream therapy SCORE 15
zero traction SCORE 11
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
one stop american shop SCORE 7
working cat SCORE 20
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
a very small dog SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
scary fish! SCORE 7
did i stutter? SCORE 12
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
