How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Accurate. SCORE 112
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Genius. SCORE 145
The “Just O.K. White Shark.” SCORE 88
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Burn! SCORE 216
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Hello? Yes this is bathtub. SCORE 114
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Seal SCORE 28
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Being sick. SCORE 140
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
How seasons work. SCORE 158
If you are reading this… SCORE 113
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Burn! SCORE 249
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Probably… SCORE 185
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Never forget. SCORE 159
