When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
City’s full. SCORE 20
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
This thicc banana SCORE 18
Give us the tomate! SCORE 24
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
Father son goals. SCORE 36
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Irony is art. SCORE 31
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
Born to ride… SCORE 23
This is why I game. SCORE 38
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
Not bad… SCORE 36
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31