to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
everything is just fine SCORE 19
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
we are all connected SCORE 16
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
have a good one eh SCORE 17
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
a genius idea SCORE 24
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35