When I google something weird and the top result is already purple. SCORE 166
chasing at its best SCORE 121
Mmmm, donuts… SCORE 10
What type of shirt is this, cotton? SCORE 140
When my mom asks me how I look so calm when finals are coming up. SCORE 18
My gym is kind of a grim place SCORE 20
Can I keep it? SCORE 162
It thinks it owns the place… SCORE 17
El-moooo. SCORE 193
Ghandicap SCORE 25
How to impress Neil deGrasse Tyson. SCORE 238
Definition of life. SCORE 14
Mary had a little lamb SCORE 177
They attack when you least expect it… SCORE 208
Why not do this to all buildings? SCORE 177
The Wall. SCORE 129
Helping hand by a senior to junior. SCORE 148
Sucks. SCORE 162
Best. Business. Cards. Ever. SCORE 134
Changing from jeans to pajama pants… SCORE 114
Maybe she wasn’t born with it. SCORE 107
crossing fence like a boss SCORE 13
Mexico vs. The Netherlands as Game of Thrones’ Oberyn and The Mountain. SCORE -13
I fit perfectly in a C cup. SCORE 147
Perspective paintings. SCORE 170
don’t fall asleep with your feet out the window. bikers will tickle you SCORE 22
What’s Your Dream Job? SCORE 19
The winner is…. SCORE 6
Scumbag fire alarm. SCORE 112
Harry Potter v. Justin Bieber SCORE 283
The orchestration behind July 4th, 1996 SCORE 5
Can’t even Bear it. SCORE 12
