Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Game over. SCORE 15
Pun! SCORE 140
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
One Year Left… SCORE 108
It has begun… SCORE 95
Squid Hat SCORE -16
Every time I wash a spoon. SCORE 187
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
Things you never hear SCORE 213
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
I’m drownin in it SCORE 11
totally! SCORE 210
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Pun! SCORE 198
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Seriously. SCORE 214
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
