Po ta to is good. SCORE 158
I Has A Box SCORE 95
Oh wait... SCORE 255
So True SCORE 425
Do you even science? SCORE 127
When you're driving away and hear your dog crying in the house SCORE 60
Miss me with that parenthood SCORE 106
I hate cabbage too, bro. SCORE 132
........Aaaaaand this is how I got my creamer to stop dissipating at work. SCORE 87
Mark Twain - "A habit cannot be tossed out the window..." SCORE 132
Some enemies lose the fight... SCORE 268
French SCORE 212
Wife troll. SCORE 205
Napping is such a gamble... SCORE 86
An emotional rollercoaster SCORE 65
How could you go back to eating grass after this? SCORE 125
Hypochondriacs are the biggest drama queens SCORE 93
Other people during the winter vs. me. SCORE 223
I hate you and goodbye SCORE 94
Press releases can be boring sometimes. SCORE 67
Patriotism defined. SCORE 217
Mind. Blown. SCORE 381
My dream couch. SCORE 127
A haiku on getting up in the morning. SCORE 207
Who's yours? SCORE 85
And now you know. SCORE 175
Mega-punching your sparring partner through the wall SCORE 89
Kiddie costumes. SCORE 166
A baby puffin is called a puffling SCORE 137
Burn! SCORE 120
Most girls when they stretch SCORE 109
And here we go. SCORE 65
