My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 216
TARDIS meets Magic School Bus SCORE 158
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Nimble Cat SCORE 12
This sums up me and my friends SCORE -3
Columbian Man SCORE 172
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 188
The $95 million penthouse in NYC. SCORE 145
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Nope, going back to bed! SCORE 142
Five Doctors SCORE 175
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Expecto Patrón. SCORE 15
Chipotle suckers! SCORE 120
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
3 easy ways to die. SCORE 16
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Pump action bike SCORE 12