sir, have you looked in the mirror? SCORE 13
only the best for your horse SCORE 8
were my instructions not clear? SCORE 20
it’s the cat’s coffin now SCORE 19
make cities climbable again SCORE 16
autobots, roll out! SCORE 13
musical pest SCORE 22
my brain is stuck here SCORE 38
they yearn for the mines SCORE 40
too hot to copy SCORE 14
snipped it in the butt SCORE 23
the choice should have been obvious SCORE 24
the best feeling SCORE 28
he’s not wrong, though SCORE 24
i was today’s years old when i learned SCORE 21
don’t look under the bed SCORE 22
it’s a life sentence SCORE 19
this is what i mean when i say “ideal work environment” SCORE 22
living life to its fullest SCORE 33
this is cute SCORE 29
stories like this really warm my bones SCORE 26
procrastination got hands SCORE 17
elaboration as a threat SCORE 31
artful pettiness SCORE 35
totally not scary at all SCORE 31
soon SCORE 17
air fryers are just ovens SCORE 31
whatever pays the bills SCORE 29
and just like that… ghost SCORE 21
dad bot SCORE 38
you’re so getting arrested! SCORE 12
the future belongs to me SCORE 18
