thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
this pun lacks drive SCORE 15
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
everything is just fine SCORE 19
a genius idea SCORE 24
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
just give me a few moments to remember it… SCORE 19
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
we are all connected SCORE 16
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
what a helpful lass SCORE 27
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
REPENT, SINNERS SCORE 16
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
this professor rested their case SCORE 38