muggle born SCORE 15
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
space facts on your back SCORE 37
texagons SCORE 23
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
help, i woke up SCORE 32
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
no SCORE 24
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
a true work of art SCORE 13
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
